What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

Dr No

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

Goldfinger

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

-J W Pepper

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is it sinful for Christians to look at beautiful women?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A View to a Kill

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”